Real Quality

Our candles are poured by hand, with natural wax, so you can feel better than Becky with her boring Yankee candle. Could you be any more basic, Becky?

We don't just make funny candles. We make great candles. It's not some cheap knock off with a funny label on it, we believe in quality as much as we believe in bottomless mimosas. Our fragrances smells good. But we're not just selling a candle, we're selling an identity; and that identity is mild, socially acceptable narcissism.

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Passes the Smell Test

Honestly, they smell good. Like actually. Like they're not cheap fake chemically smelling, they smell real, and they smell good.